Poem: God’s biscuits

'Sunday school biscuits are jammy dodgers that stick round your teeth.'

by Linda Ewles 6th December 2024

Sunday school biscuits are jammy dodgers that stick round your teeth.

Gentle-Jesus-meek-and-mild biscuits are vanilla wafers.

God-of-love biscuits are chocolate cookies, squidgy and moreish. 

Vengeful Old Testament ginger nuts need appeasing with a dunk.