A selection of lockdown limericks

This virus, so rampant and furious,
Has effects that may well be thought spurious;
It makes Quakers send
Limericks to the Friend,
A symptom decidedly curious.

Dorothy Woolley

There was a young Friend from Devizes
Whose legs were of different sizes.
The left was too small,
The right much too tall.
Diversity springs such surprises!

David Boulton

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