Imperial Voyages of Discovery

'Imperial Voyages of Discovery' by Penelope Quinton

'...I am no better than I ought to be.' | Photo: Himesh Kumar Behera / Unsplash.

Imperial voyages of discovery – rich chancers manning expeditions almost always equipped with the following:

(1) pith helmet (ivory coloured), (2) expensive English public-school education, (3) penis. (the third item made

compulsory by the second – although this item is now seen as optional at more progressive fee-paying

educational establishments).

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